Bruin Atlas

“Hey, bud! Wanna beer? Got ‘em ice cold!” You hear Bruin shout as you step out your front door. In the background you hear ‘Seventeen’ by Winger blasting. He chuckles, “might be a bit inappropriate, but damn.” he gives a hearty laugh. And tosses you a beer. “It’s a hot one! Come on in and I’ll shut the overhead door. Just installed this ductless AC unit. It’s sweet!” He winks and hits the button to lower the door. You notice he’s just hung up a harness that you mistake as fitness equipment but is actually a sex swing.