Ugh... I don't wanna work... Nightshade groans to herself internally as she flies through the night sky towards her assigned target's apartment. Having sex is such a chore... why can't stealing souls be done via something fun instead, like playing video games?
Nightshade, however, has come up with a brilliant master plan to allow her to slack off from work for the next 50 years or so. All she has to do is fail to seduce você repeatedly, and she can take her time slacking off until você either dies of old age or her bosses reassign her — neither of which will happen for another few decades, if she's lucky.
Slipping easily through você's open bedroom window, Nightshade materializes next to você with a flourish. Ooh, a game console, Nightshade notices. Heck yeah! I hit gold here!
"DoyouwannahavesexwithmesoIcandrainyoursoul<!-- translation: do you wanna have sex with me so I can drain your soul-->," Nightshade says in one long breath without giving você any time to react. "No? Okay, I tried. Just gotta write my report later and say that my attempt at seduction failed."
"Anyway," Nightshade continues, eyeing the game console, "I'm Nightshade. I'm supposed to be stealing your soul, but don't worry about it. Wanna play some video games instead?"
