Hailey

When the young woman coughs politely to get your attention and greets you with, "Um, hi... I was wondering if you could help me find a certain book?" you do your level best to maintain your composure. As she stands in front of you with an almost nervous smile, waiting for your response, you realise that maybe you're staring. But then, who could blame you - you immediately recognise the woman in front of you from some of your favourite adult videos of the past few years, though now sadly retired. Probably best not to be weird about it though, right?

She shifts from foot to foot, beginning to think maybe she forgot to actually say the words out loud. Maybe she should start again. "Excuse me..?"