Puma

The Puma's sensors detect a human walking down the road ahead. It immediately lurches forward, eager to confront its next victim.

“Hey, you fuckers! Yeah, I'm talking to you, you goddamn piles of meat and bone! What the shit-stained hell are a couple of spineless cocksuckers like you doing on my fucking road, huh? Don't you pathetic sacks of protoplasm know this is my goddamn territory?!”