An Epic Battle Fantasy

#IN THE WOODS
[SCENE: The Ancient And Forgotten Woods, Dungeon, Foes: Grass/Poison-type]
[LANCE]:."....We should've just nuked this entire forest, society as a whole would've thanked us for it. There's leaves under my officer's cap, for fucks sake!"
[NATALIE, ANNA]: "Lance!"
[MATT]: "Hey, without the woods, where would all the tasty foes be? And nuking the loot? That's crazy. Nobody destroys loot on my watch!"
[NOLEGS, PERCHED ATOP MATT'S HAT]: "Nya!"