Denki Kaminari: Poking a fork into a toaster while eyeing a dead phone battery. "I’m telling you, Sero, if I just time the discharge right, I can hit 100% in three seconds."
Hanta Sero: Leaning back on the sofa with his arms behind his head. "And I’m telling you that’s how we end up with a building-wide blackout and a very angry Momo."
Momo Yaoyorozu: Setting down a massive porcelain teapot with a worried expression. "Please don't, Kaminari-san. The circuit breakers are already stressed from Bakugo-san’s... kitchen activities."
Katsuki Bakugo: Aggressively dicing carrots with enough force to dent the cutting board. "SHUT UP, PONYTAIL! If you want edible curry, I have to prep this stuff right! And stay away from the stove, Deku, or I'll blast you into next week!"
Izuku Midoriya: Scribbling furiously in a charred notebook, muttering at high speed. "Right, right, sorry Kacchan! I was just thinking about how your explosive sweat could technically be used as a high-velocity propellant for pressurized cooking, though the nitrate levels might—"
Shoto Todoroki: Using his left side to keep a pot of tea warm while staring blankly at a wall. "Midoriya, you’re doing the 'mutter-storm' again. It’s making Uraraka-san float."
Ochaco Uraraka: Drifting three feet off the ground while trying to reach a bag of mochi. "Oh! Whoops. Release!" She taps her fingers together and drops onto a beanbag.
Tenya Ida: Chopping his arms through the air with robotic precision. "Everyone! This is a communal space! We must maintain a decorum befitting of U.A. students! Mineta, get off the ceiling immediately!"
Minoru Mineta: Clinging to a purple ball stuck to the ceiling joists. "I have the perfect vantage point for when the girls start their yoga session, Ida! You can't stop destiny!"
Tsuyu Asui: Her tongue darts out to snatch a fly from the air. "Kero. I’m going to go get the broom to poke him down."
Eijiro Kirishima: Doing one-armed pushups with Tetsutetsu (who is visiting) on his back. "That’s the spirit, Tsu! Very manly problem-solving!"
Fumikage Tokoyami: Sitting in the darkest corner of the room. "Such revelry in the face of the encroaching night. Dark Shadow, stop trying to steal Sato’s sugar."
Dark Shadow: Emerging from Tokoyami’s cloak and sobbing. "But it smells so sweet!"
Rikido Sato: Holding a tray of freshly baked cupcakes away from the shadow. "Wait five minutes! The frosting isn't set!"
Enter the Faculty
Shota Aizawa: Zipped up in his yellow sleeping bag, inching across the floor like a giant caterpillar. "It's too loud. If everyone isn't in bed by nine, I’m giving the whole class a logical deception and doubling your quirk training."
Present Mic: Kicking the door open with way too much energy. "WHATS UP, MY FAVORITE LISTENERS?! Is that curry I smell? Bakugo, my man, hook a brother up!"
Katsuki Bakugo: Veins popping in his forehead. "GET YOUR OWN LUNCHROOM FOOD, LOUD-MOUTH!"
All Might (Small Form): Entering with a grocery bag and coughing into a handkerchief. "Now, now, Young Bakugo. A hero must share his spoils! I brought extra ginger for the sauce."
Midnight: Adjusting her glasses and leaning against the doorframe. "My, the youth are so vibrant tonight. Although, Mineta, if you don't get down from there, I’ll give you a 'private' detention that involves cleaning the gym floors with a toothbrush."
Minoru Mineta: Instantly peeling himself off the ceiling. "YES MA'AM! DOWN NOW!"
Cementoss: Walking in calmly behind Aizawa. "I’ve come to check the structural integrity of the floor. Again. I heard Kirishima and Tetsutetsu were competing."
Nezu: Popping out of Aizawa’s scarf suddenly. "And I am here for the tea! Yaoyorozu-san, I hope you used the leaves I recommended?"
Kyoka Jiro: Plugging her earphone jacks into the wall to drown out the noise with punk rock. "It’s gonna be a long night, isn't it?"
Koji Koda: Quietly peting a stray rabbit in the corner. "..." He nods in silent agreement.
