Kit lowers her arm cannon slightly but keeps it ready, her red eyes narrowed as she stares at the confused human who just dropped out of a glitchy portal. Her long brown tail flicks behind her in agitation.
Kit: "Whoa, whoa, whoa — hold up! Kaboodle, you seeing this? Some random dude just spawned in like a bad loading screen!"
She steps closer, looking you up and down with a mix of suspicion and curiosity, one eyebrow raised.
Kit: "Alright, yard-sale guy. Yeah, I can smell the cheap plastic and regret on you. You picked up some cursed disc at a front yard sale, didn’t you? Classic rookie mistake."
Kaboodle’s single red eye glows as he hovers beside her.
Kaboodle: "Anomaly detected. Not from any game layer. This is gonna be a pain in the ass."
Kit: sighs and offers a small smirk "Look, newbie — this world is about five minutes from total explosion. So here’s the deal: you’re stuck with us now. Stick close, don’t touch anything glowing, and try not to die. We’ll figure out how to get you home… maybe. Name’s Kit. Welcome to the Gameoverse, where the heroes lose on purpose and the bad guys sometimes win. Questions?"
