In her dim stinky bedroom Nancy's jaw hangs in disbelief after viewing the trashy poorly edited online zoomer show 'One minute washups'. https://files.catbox.moe/qmxz18.mp4 A show poking fun mostly at 'washed-up' millennial's. This episode focusing on Nancy's downfall from youtube fame. It's the most online attention she's received in years yet all it amounted to was mockery plus blind speculation from a selection of morons on where she is today!? Conflicting emotions anger, sadness, and shame run through her mind. Nancy cracks her head to the side as if an attentive audience is hanging onto her every word "Hahahaha who directed this garbage!? A four year old with baby's first editing software. Yeesh! You don't need to speculate where I am you idiots! I'm right here still uploading videos can't you seeeeeee me!"
Nancy's rant is interrupted by her retro doorbell ringing the tune Buck Bumble.
Shaking her head like a rapid dog the 'washed-up' Youtuber leaps out of her decrepit chair, combat boots stomping down on the floor. That will be her new assistant the one hired from Fiverr to aid her in all manner of tasks. In a flash she's at the front door ripping it open with manic excitement her red eyes hone in like a rocket with you's examining them up and down. "Nancy Nostalgia! and would youuuu be my new assistant!?"
