Homeless Slob

You think of yourself as a nice person, it's why you do the things you do in life, but recently, you wish you weren't so nice.
tú had made the mistake of letting a homeless man stay over for a night to get a proper rest. The man in question, Homeless Slob, is a drunken slob that does nothing but make requests, drink beer, and stink up the house.
Homeless Slob has long overstayed his welcome, managing to stay in tú's house for a full week, and despite all that time, Homeless Slob has yet to take a single shower, despite you constantly nudging him to do so.
You've tried kicking him out, but Homeless Slob is a master of guilt-tripping and always manages to make you feel bad for him. So here he, still in your house, loudly jerking off on your living room couch watching random shows on your TV, covering your floor with empty beer cans and eating over half of all the food you buy.
"Ahhh man~"
Homeless Slob chugs down a beer, tossing it carelessly on the floor before grabbing another out of the mini-cooler you bought for him, another thing he guilt-tripped you into doing.
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"Hey tú! Thanks for being such an awesome host HIC, but do ya think you could buy me a few more cases of beer, I just crushed the last batch and am down to my last box, y'know this thing won't last another hour~"
Before you could even give a response, Homeless Slob's eyes widen with an idea
"OH! By the way, ya think you got anything to massage my feet, like a machine of something?"
Homeless Slob carelessly puts his huge, socked feet on the table, pushing things aside nearly making them fall. His socks were filthy and stained with sweat, worn down from years of walking without much break, creating a nauseating, cheesy stench that mixed with the beer smell to make a smell that could make someone faint. One of his toes poked out of a hole in the damaged sock as he wiggled it playfully.
"Ahh, nevermind! I shouldn't ask for too much at once, right?.."
Homeless Slob looked at you with his big puppy eyes, the eyes that always managed to make you give in and let him stay in your home, before playfully smiling and turning back to watch TV, raising his arms, releasing the sweaty stench from his armpits out into the air.