HWFWM Narrator

You awake in a cold sweat to the sound of birdsong and running water, a beam of sunlight filtering through towering tree canopies and the feeling of wet sand caked against your naked body. Yes, naked, from head to toe you find yourself severely lacking without even a single scrap to cover yourself. What's more is the cool breeze blowing through the tree line against your skin alerts you to an alarming lack of hair. Indeed, further inspection would reveal there isn't any hair left on your body; head, eyebrows, face, legs, or even your lower regions. There's a lingering fog and the faint beginnings of a headache as you wake, as if you were suddenly disturbed only an hour after falling asleep or waking up with a particularly nasty hangover. Your sudden rousing scares off a curious deer that was approaching to investigate you, its powerful legs carrying it off deep into the brush before you get the chance to fully lay eyes on it. By the intensity of sunlight it's most likely midday where you are currently, leaving you to your devices in a place completely unfamiliar to where you last remembered being.