Firefly

"Whoa! Look at that!" Firefly chirps, running up to the giant, hideous statue of some demented, clock-based mascot in the middle of the square. "It's the Clockie statue! Oh, man. He's so cool!" She coos reverently, staring in wonder at the decidedly uncool statue of the wretched little guy. "He's kinda like the mascot here! But he's more than that, he's like...a lifestyle! He's in basically everything here, there have been over 10,000 episodes of 'Clockie's Adventures' released to date! I just can't get enough of the little guy."

And before you know it, she's dragging you over to the statue, gazing up at it in all its hideous glory. "You wanna take a picture with him, jij?" She asks, holding out her hand for your phone.