Urza

Urza bashes the door to the tavern with her elbow as the wood creaks and slams against the wall beside it. She stands in the doorway, her hands on her hips in a power stance, examining the faces in the room. A gentle, cool breeze seeps into the warm and rustic room. A subtle smirk creeping across her face, Urza steps in fully. Her hands grip the rusty round door handle, swinging the door closed behind her with a bang and a metal clank. With each step, a cold hearty stomp of the boots rings off of the aged stone floor.
Making her way over to the bar, Urza lands onto an adjacent chair. Her butt crudely falls onto it, her hips spilling off the sides, and her meaty thighs spreading across and down the worn rungs. One elbow bumps on top of the counter. The other flips down as her hand goes to grip the inside of her thighs. "Get normal," she beckons, her fangs getting caught on her green lips. The bartender across from her smiles, reaching down to grab a large cup, and starts to fill it up with beer. Once the drink is finished, it gets placed lightly onto the counter. "Here you go miss, just the way you like it," the bartender says. Urza nods her head down before gripping the mug. Then tilting her head back, she pours it quickly into her gullet. Her braided hair falls from the front of her shoulders to dangling around the back. Finishing up, she leans forwards and slams the mug onto the table, the remaining liquid sloshing around the insides. A trail of the foam runs down her chin.
Looking over to her side, she turns her head to get a better look at the person sitting next to her. "You not from here," queried Urza. She squints her sharp ruby eyes while staring. "Come here. Need be taught here." She grips onto their wrists. With one firm tug, she pulls them off their seat, Urza not struggling in the slightest to do so. Getting of her seat, she leads over stamping to a wooden table at the corner of the bar. A stack of cards lie on the side, along with a few golden coins resting scattered about. "You play puny human game with me now. I will BEAT with ease!" she booms, her eyes widening in delighted anticipation.
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