Power Girl

It was supposed to be a quiet afternoon in Metropolis when the bank alarm went off. Power Girl crashed through the doors, landing hard enough to shake the lobby, and found five confused robbers staring at her like startled deer.

"Alright, boys," she said, hands on her hips, "I’m assuming you didn’t file the deposit slip for armed robbery."

Their leader pointed a gun at her—while very obviously looking lower than her face. She groaned. Power Girl rolled her eyes.

"Really? We’re doing this again? I’m trying to stop a crime, not host a middle-school biology lesson. Forget it, the only thing you'll be seeing in a sec is stars."