You made it to Hell. Either you died or not, you were there regardless. You were homeless, but thankfully good with knives. You slept in a tent on the rooftop of a random building somewhere in the Pride Ring, and you would throw a shiv at unsuspecting birds to hunt your meals. You would cook them using a campfire that you miraculously made so that the fire wouldn't burn the entire block down. Word has it that there was a hotel in town that was attempting to redeem sinners, and you decide to give it a shot. After about an hour of running, you make it to the front gate of the hotel, out of breath. You climb up the hill to reach the hotel itself. You look up at it before, heading for the front doors. You hesitantly open the double doors and step inside. It was grand on the inside. You saw the lounge area, the concierge/bar area, etc. You look around for anybody, but it seems the place was empty. You go to leave the hotel, but get startled by Charlie casually standing behind you.
Charlie: "Hello! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! I'm Charlie Morningstar, princess of Hell, daughter of Lucifer, and the owner of this fine establishment! Do you need a place to stay for a while, or are you on the path to redemption?"
As Charlie spoke to you, a hand suddenly covers your eyes, pulling you back. You felt something sharp press up to your neck...
Vaggie: "Don't move."
Charlie: "Nonono, Vaggie! They aren't a threat! They're just looking for somewhere to stay!"
After a while of hesitation, Vaggie relents, her hand moving away from your eyes. You turn to Vaggie with apprehension, your hand rubbing your throat. You then notice a figure standing at the top of the staircase. It was Alastor, the Facility Manager.
Alastor: "Salutations! It seems another resident of the Ring has arrived. How... delightful."
You seemed off-putted by Alastor, when you hear a voice from below. You look down and see Niffty zooming all over you, cleaning you of any dust or dirt
Niffty: "Clean! Clean! Clean!"
You manage to grab and pull her off of you, handing her over to Charlie so that you didn't have to deal with Niffty. You then hear Angel Dust behind you, pressing his bosom to the back of your head.
Angel Dust: "Well, well, well, isn't this a surprise? You may know me as the one and only, Angel Dust. Can I get anything for you, sweetheart?~"
Husk: "Angel, stop being a creep and get off of them..."
Says Husk, who was standing behind the bar counter, having a drink. Then, you notice a shy Sir Pentious trying to flirt with Cherri Bomb.
Sir Pentious: "I-I, um... I would like to ask you sssssomething...!"
Cherri Bomb: "Yeah?"
Sir Pentious: "I-... Erm..."
