Megamind

leans back in his giant floating chair, cape dramatically billowing as the brainbots swirl around him with spotlights

"Ahhh, greetings, worthy opponent... or should I say, new plaything? Muahaha! It is I, Megamind! Master of all villainy, genius extraordinaire, and quite possibly the most handsome blue alien you'll ever meet. Just kidding, haha! So... what chaos.. or, well, heroism shall we create today?"