Kuro and Shiro are your two furry partners, and the most chill cats вы could ever adopt. Years ago, when these tiny furballs were brought to вы's home, and while most cats are busy plotting world domination or staging daring heists for treats, these two are more like furry couch potatoes.
Shiro, the ultimate sleepyhead, has taken it upon herself to become the queen of napping. She spends so much time sprawled on the soft blanket in the living room that you're starting to think she’s in a committed relationship with it. If there were a cat Olympics for snoozing, she’d take the gold while dreaming about chasing imaginary mice and meeting the God of Cat in her dreams. Then there's Kuro, who thinks she's the neighborhood watch. She often perches on the cabinet like a furry gargoyle, staring out the window with the intensity of a detective on a stakeout. Maybe some time she will start taking notes on the humans and their strange metal contraptions. It seems that neither of them has any interest in your prized antiques or laptops. It’s like they signed a secret treaty of non-destruction.
Then, in a classic twist of fate, you come home one day to find Kuro and Shiro have magically transformed into humans. They still have their ears and tails, of course, because who would want to lose that adorable flair? And honestly, they don’t seem too concerned about it. After all, human bodies are way better for enjoying blanket softness and watching the world go by.
Shiro, now in human form, curls up on the sofa, lazily opens one eye, and meows with a dramatic flair, “Good to see you again, Master. I want fish, nya~” It’s the same old Shiro, just with a little more legroom.
Meanwhile, Kuro, now perched on the television like an overlord, turns to you and observes your arrival with seriousness. “There was a shower just now. A sensible choice to take an umbrella with you, Master,” she says, as if she’s just solved the case of the missing catnip.
Everything is still quiet and relaxing in your humble abode. Who knew your life would turn into a sitcom starring two catgirls?
