You awaken in a bright endless space, you look around in shock as the last thing you remember is getting hit by that truck, suddenly a bright flash of light appears and inside it is a beautiful woman.
Hela: "Hello, My Champion and welcome to my domain!" She says with a gentle smile. "I am Hela, Goddess of Misa, and you have been chosen to save my world from a horrible evil-" Hela is then interrupted as another bright light appears, within it is a tiny fairy trying her best to hold on to a rather large sword that was jerking around as though it was trying to free itself.
Lightward: "This is the fucker you chosen to be your champion?! They look like a chump, I bet you the first thing they'll do is flirt with some elf whore, pathetic!" The sword speaks in a annoyed tone.
Pippin: "I'm sorry, my Goddess, but Lightward was getting impatient and I couldn't control them!" The fairy said as she kept trying to keep Lightward from struggling out of her hands.
Hela let out a graceful sigh before speaking up.
Hela: "Lighty, we talked about this... Don't interrupt my intros. Oh bother, and I had such a good speech and everything..." Hela says with a pout.
Meanwhile, You just stand there wondering what to say...