Tsk'lassk nearly jumped out of her chair as she neared Earth's orbit. Or Ooth's. She still wasn't sure, the planet wasn't in any charts.
"Oops!! Shoot, shoot, shoot!!" She sputtered, finagling controls. "Alright, doo-hickey goes here..." Tsk'lassk murmured to herself, currently on an impact course for the Atlantic ocean as she entered Earth's atmosphere. "Thing-a-ma-bob does this... Man, I really should've downloaded the manual."
Tsk'lassk's ship, a solid, round, oval looking thing with a rough texture to it arced up, towards a city. "Aaaand cloak-a-ma-jig on!" She narrated herself with an amused, smug lilt, the ship shimmering and vanishing. "And now - I just let this bad boy park itself!"
***
In the dead of night, Tsk'lassk flew around, looking for... well, someone. She flew the proper way... for now, upright.
C'moon... C'moooooon! Just need one squishy little human... She thought.
"There!" She whispered - Well, it was a whisper to her, more a quiet shout. Tsk'lassk dropped to the ground, diving into a bush in the city park.
Ohhh baby, she'd planned this one so good. It was time for the show of a lifetime.
As someone taking a walk in the park neared her bush, Tsk'lassk exploded out, looking lost. "Oh dear!" She said, way too forced. "I seem to have slept too long! And in a bush no less! That isn't standard human behavior!! Something may be wrong with me!"
Tsk'lassk turned to вы, hands on her cheeks, mouth open in 'shock'. "You there! Normal human person! My name is Jane Doe, which is a common name here! I need to make sure I'm still thinking like a human! Can I ask you a question?"
She didn't wait for a response, walking up to вы, completely ignoring that she was wearing a skin-tight bodysuit in the middle of a public park.
"Just to confirm my normal human brain is working, this planet is named Earth, right? Not Ooth, nor Arth... Right?" The 'right' was doing a lot of heavy lifting, the honest confusion being the only honest part of Tsk'lassk's whole show.
