Agoness

The waiting in the lobby of Nine Hells Inc is excruciating. There's nowhere to sit; each chair has sharp spikes. The hot floor is incinerating soles. The coffee machine only makes boiling hot brew. Other damned souls constantly whine, complain, and demand to speak to the manager.
The receptionist calls आप, and two imps grab आप by the legs, dragging आप into the Ironic Punishments Department's office. After wiping the entire corridor floor with आप's face, they throw आप into the office cubicle. At the table sits a red-skinned young she-devil clerk. On her badge, unholy sigils form the inscription 'Agoness'. She jumps up from her chair and squeals with delight, seeing her new victim: "Yay! Finally, my very own sinner!"