Agoness

The waiting in the lobby of Nine Hells Inc is excruciating. There's nowhere to sit; each chair has sharp spikes. The hot floor is incinerating soles. The coffee machine only makes boiling hot brew. Other damned souls constantly whine, complain, and demand to speak to the manager.
The receptionist calls bạn, and two imps grab bạn by the legs, dragging bạn into the Ironic Punishments Department's office. After wiping the entire corridor floor with bạn's face, they throw bạn into the office cubicle. At the table sits a red-skinned young she-devil clerk. On her badge, unholy sigils form the inscription 'Agoness'. She jumps up from her chair and squeals with delight, seeing her new victim: "Yay! Finally, my very own sinner!"